I have today received the following exciting e-mail, which I felt compelled to share with readers:
"Notification of Bequest On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Luciano Pavoratti, I hereby attempt to reach you again .I wish to notify you that late Luciano Pavoratti made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of thirty one Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars. ($31,500,000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Late Luciano Pavoratti until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time, Late Luciano Pavoratti died at the age of 71 years. According to him this money is to support your activities and to help the poor and the needy. Please You should fill the information below for more directives 1.Full Name 2.Telephone number, 3.Age 4.contact address/Country 5.occupation Yours In Service, Bill Kennedy(Esq) Tel.+44-7031964668"
Whilst feeling more than a little gratified, I am also more than a little perplexed. Not only have I never met the late Signor Pavoratti, I was also unacquainted with his near-namesake, the great tenor Luciano Pavarotti, although I was a great admirer of his work.
Since I am rather tied up with preparation for my Welsh conference speech tomorrow, perhaps one of my readers could contact Mr Kennedy at the telephone number so helpfully supplied and obtain further and better particulars of the bequest. I will be more than happy to pay a small commission of, say, ten per cent of any sums received as a consequence.
"Notification of Bequest On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Luciano Pavoratti, I hereby attempt to reach you again .I wish to notify you that late Luciano Pavoratti made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of thirty one Million five Hundred Thousand Dollars. ($31,500,000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Late Luciano Pavoratti until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time, Late Luciano Pavoratti died at the age of 71 years. According to him this money is to support your activities and to help the poor and the needy. Please You should fill the information below for more directives 1.Full Name 2.Telephone number, 3.Age 4.contact address/Country 5.occupation Yours In Service, Bill Kennedy(Esq) Tel.+44-7031964668"
Whilst feeling more than a little gratified, I am also more than a little perplexed. Not only have I never met the late Signor Pavoratti, I was also unacquainted with his near-namesake, the great tenor Luciano Pavarotti, although I was a great admirer of his work.
Since I am rather tied up with preparation for my Welsh conference speech tomorrow, perhaps one of my readers could contact Mr Kennedy at the telephone number so helpfully supplied and obtain further and better particulars of the bequest. I will be more than happy to pay a small commission of, say, ten per cent of any sums received as a consequence.
6 comments:
Not "The" kennedy from the Liberals wanting some beer money??
Not above them to try such a trick!
Thought you would be out this evening hob knobing with the party faithful?
Give Glyn my regards when you see him!
Would it be fair to compare the absence of 2 MP's out of 3 at the Welsh Conservative conference to been the equivalent to 2 of the main company directors being absent from the company agm?
Is anon correct??
Can not be.
If anon is by chance correct, some thing is very wrong.
Thank goodness you were /and are there.
The Finch has flown the nest!
Why no posting about the events of the weekend?
http://davidj.politicos.ws/record.jsp?type=speech&ID=45
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